Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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