She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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