Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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