he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast