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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I cannot find my penis.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  she looked like the bat from fern gully.

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You did not just nickname me "Nipples".

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• (915): View more from Texas

  My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We should party with her soon

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• (305): View more from Florida

  After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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• (949): View more from California

  You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick

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