Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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