we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
