You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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