if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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