we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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