brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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