You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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