super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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