I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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