Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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