talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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