So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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