i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
