He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
3pm strippers are depressing
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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