I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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