I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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