Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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