1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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