doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So here I am, sexting at work.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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