For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize