have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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