hotel room ftw
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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