The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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