seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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