you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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