So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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