Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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