"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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