She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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