smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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