Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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