Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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