he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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