Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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