Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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