I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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