i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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