is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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