She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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