We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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