I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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