this just has baby written all over it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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