Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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