awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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