We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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