I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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