what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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