craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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